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Thu, April 17, 2025

White House Announces It Can Now "Manipulate Time and Space"

The article from MSN, titled "White House Announces It Can Now Manipulate Time and Space," humorously claims that the White House has developed the capability to manipulate time and space, allowing them to alter historical events and move physical locations at will. The satirical piece suggests that this new power could be used to prevent historical disasters like the Titanic sinking or to relocate undesirable places like landfills. It also jokingly mentions potential uses such as extending weekends or moving political opponents' homes to inconvenient locations. The article concludes by stating that the White House has not yet decided how to use this power but assures the public that it will be used responsibly.

Read the Full Futurism Article at:
[ https://www.msn.com/en-us/technology/tech-companies/white-house-announces-it-can-now-manipulate-time-and-space/ar-AA1DgRsI ]